Apathetic, sarcastic, dry and direct to a fault.
Drinks too much and doesn’t sleep enough.
Prefers liquor to beer, but will take anything, really.
Tells awful jokes and laughs too hard at them.
Surprisingly literate, but swears and blasphemes a lot.
AU. Mob boss extraordinaire. Big business heir.
Idolsoo for a select few only.
Do not touch the cheeks.
Do not touch the hair.
Do not touch at all.